The Xennials

The Elder Xennial is an introverted idealist with a hint of sarcastic personality disorder. He holds a law degree and a master's degree in international relations and practices primarily in criminal law and governmental practice. He also moonlights as a part-time professor of political science at a small university in the Midwest.

The Young Xennial, and vastly more attractive one, is the comic relief, and claims the "cooler" label of the two Xennials. Dubbed a hippy as a teen for her taste in 60s fashion, she is likely the most conservative hippy alive. Holding a master's degree in history, she reads too much, drinks too much...tea, and would prefer never to leave her oversized sweat pants if given the choice.